September 01, 2007
Concerning the Original Masturbatory Gesture
Yes one must wonder what this first one among this newly erected species felt before finding his way to the pleasure of a twat with this thing in his hand. What did he do? Did he scream? Laugh? Burst into tears? Or did he rise to his feet in the dark of the cave and shout to his fellow-cavemen lost in the little death: Hey you guys wake up wake up you won’t believe the incredible discovery I just made!
And one can further wonder as to what took place in the dark of the cave the following night when all the cavemen reached under their filthy pelts to explore the discovery the first among them had made. Of course one should also wonder what the cavewomen did or said when the first man among them shouted his discovery in the dark of the cave.
-i prefere masturbate rather than suffocate at night. Je préfère de loin me masturber que suffoquer la nuit.